Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Books That Will Never be Written

Bringing Jesus Back by Murdering Palestinians, by Hal Lindsey and Jerry Falwell.

Smoke, Booze, Gamble, Stuff Your Fat Face and Stick Your Nose in Other's Business, by William Bennett.

Dickless, Balless, Spineless, by William Kristol.

An Ugly Little Creep Rejected by Jackie Onassis, by Norman Podhoretz.

The Autobiography of a Little Pissant, by Douglas Feith.

How a Pimple on My Butt Saved My Ass, by Rush Limbaugh.

Souffles for Future Ex-Cons, by Richard Perle.

How Plastic Surgery Can Make You Look Like Uriah Heep, by David Frum.

Incurious George and the Drones of Death, by George Bush.

Your Monkey Wife, but Not Mine, by Pete Singer.

How Many Americans Were Killed in What War?, by Paul Wolfowitz.

Living Without Testicles or Brains, by Max Boot.

Never Eat Your Boogers Around a Photographer, by Henry Kissinger.

Stay Away from Leashes When You're Inbred Trailer Trash, by Lynndie England.

My Mommy Got Me My Job, by Jonah Goldberg.

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